Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Things parents say
As I was cooking last night, my son was systematically removing my spatulas from the kitchen. As I asking him, "Is there a reason you're taking all of my spatulas?" I realized that this phrase, along with at least thousands of others, are phrases that only a parent would say. So I've decided to try to be conscious of the things I say that I would not say if I didn't have children. For example, I later had to remind him that we do not touch our butt while we're pooping. Seriously people - if I didn't have kids, I would (hopefully) never in my life have to say such a phrase. So what weird phrases do you say to your kids that you would never say to another person?